The “Bulletin”
Published originally in the
“Death-Defying Stunts by Davey and Me”
By Hank Brandli (Melbourne, Fl)
On Easter Sunday in my 67th year,
I was lying face up on the massage table.
My physical therapist, Paul, was working on my aging/aching body. I was reminiscing about how I survived to be
12 years old. In the late 40’s, that wasn’t easy, and especially if you hung
around with a kid like my friend Davey.
I first met Davey when I moved from the
One of the first ”crazy” and wild antics
we did was climb trees together. We
loved to climb trees and hang by our legs in the top branches of the trees. We
went into the girls’ school yard at the Phineas Bates, and, at the end, there
were two huge trees. Each of us would see who could climb to the top and hang
the longest by our bent legs. Of course,
we loved trees with no low branches so we could
“shinny” up to the first branches.
We loved to do this stunt; in fact, we would actually “shinny” to the
top of some telephone poles.
We loved the woods; after Christmastime,
when all of the fir-tinseled covered trees were discarded, dying ,and rotting,
we would “collect” them and bring them way up into the woods.
In those days, the woods extended from
One time, it got out of hand and I
remember standing on the porch of our home with my dad looking at all the fire
engines zooming by and heading for the
woods in a frantic attempt to put out this rare substantial blaze.
My father looked down at me and said,
“Did you have anything to do with this?”
I nervously
shook my head up and down.
He said,
“You know I too did the same thing when I was a kid.”
We also turned things like ice skating
and playing hockey at Swedes Pond into thrill-seeking. As the season waned and the ice started to melt,
Davey used to like to skate with me during the thaw. Many times while the ice was melting, the
pond surface started rippling as the ice softened even more. Davey used to venture out on the pond with me
as we still skated and the thin ice started undulating in a sinusoidal fashion
so much so that it crackled wildly.
Then, we went to the next step, which was when the
ice got mushy and started to break up.
We would climb on the large sheets like flat icebergs. Several times we almost fell in. We could
have drowned, but somehow the wind would blow our little ice rafts, and we
would jump to another float and then to shore and escape before we entered the
treacherous waters with all of our winter clothes and boots on, avoiding death. On solid ice later on, Davey was a star
hockey player for
The winter season was spent skiing,
tobogganing and having snowball wars on the George Wright Golf Course. The
skiing was mostly cross-country, as there were few steep hills to ski on. After
climbing the fence or going thru a cut hole in the fence on the 3rd
hole, we skied down the 2nd or 3rd fairway over to the 7th, down the 9th, and
over to the 10th where Davey and I would ski down the steep hills on the 10th
and 11th fairways and of course “Suicide
Hill” on the 12th hole. At
the bottom of “SH”, we would take a sharp right over to a small pond on the 13th, covered with snow
covered ice that would crack as we zoomed across. SCARY!!
Some
of the best skiing was next to the toboggan chute that ran from middle of the
5th fairway—the highest point on the course -- down to the low point next to
the 13th fairway.
Many times, I can remember
skiing in the toboggan chute. We
were at least slightly crazy in those days, because the toboggan chute was made
out of wood. Any fall down that chute
would have been disastrous.
Another one of our adventures was
climbing -- not trees/poles-- but cliffs. Between Swede’s pond and the golf
course was a rock cliff. Davey and I not
only climbed it one way, we set goals each time we did it: to see who could
climb the cliff more ways than the other.
Why we never fell off that cliff I will never know. Recently, I talked
to my younger brother about it because, although he never climbed it, he knew
about the cliff. He said ,“if you ever fell off that cliff, Brother, you would
have broken your back.” Well, we never did that either. How? I don’t know.
Our
climbing exploits also included going down to what we called the quarry. My brother said it was really a large sand
pit cliff off of
And then we spent a lot of time fleeing
from Bill Hackett, the City of
One of our more scary adventures occurred
between the 12th and 13th hole where there was a pond
with a raft in it. One day we were on
the raft when Bill’s motorcycle suddenly appeared descending the hill on the 12th. He had us trapped on the pond. He stopped quickly, jumped off, ran to the pond’s edge and yelled at us to
come off – so he could do what to us – we didn’t know. We always heard that he
would take us to the jail at
One day on my own, I was looking for
golf balls on the 16th hole,
and Bill Hackett started to approach me on his motorcycle. I ran and quickly
climbed over the fence onto West St. Bill drove up the tar path by the 17th
and through the parking lot onto and coming down
I made my way to the top of the hill.
As he got on his cycle to go up around the bend, I hid in a culvert pipe with
little water. I heard him walking above
the culvert, looking for me everywhere, but he never found me. Not only did I hear him, but I heard my heart
pounding for a long time until I knew he had given up. I went home that night
really scared. I still think of the fear
I felt of the motorcycle policeman catching me.
He never did apprehend us, although he caught many other kids on the
golf course at the wrong time in the wrong place.
Davey and I had many adventures
our bicycles. We would ride our bicycles
up and down hills, down the streets, standing with one foot on the seat and the
other foot on the handle bars. These
crazy stunts were usually done to show off for the girls. Why we never fell off and got hurt I’ll never
know.
During that time, there was an
Army-Navy store down in
Every once in a while we would do
something really daring and death-defying.
We would throw the knives at each other -- taking turns standing in
front of the wooden garage and pretending to be like the knife throwers in the
circus. One of us would stand against the wall, spread eagle and the other one
would throw the knife trying to get as close as he could. A miss would probably
have killed either one of us. Davey
promoted this reckless behavior, and I followed him in this.
Davey was a great Marksman with his Red
Ryder BB gun. He could shoot out a match
from 40 feet. And, he could clean the inside
of the barrel with cotton and 3/1 oil, adjust the sights, and
maintain/adjust/lubricate linkages.
We used to have BB gun wars with other
boys. Long sleeve shirts, heavy pants,
gloves, no face protection -- this was the uniform of the day. To this day, why
no one lost an eye remains a mystery to me.
One Saturday morning , Davey and I were
cleaning my BB gun in my back yard when
a bunch of birds landed on the roof of our neighbor’s garage. Davey jumped up
and stood on the arms of our lawn chair holding the gun to his shoulder and he
fired killing one sparrow.
As she went in the house, Davey took off
and I took the gun in the cellar through the outside door. After a while, I
went up the cellar stairs into the front hall. I was very quiet. Dad was in the
living room reading the paper. As I stood near front door, I looked out window
and saw a
The doorbell rang and Dad answered the
door. I heard muffled dialogue. He yelled for me. I didn’t answer. He yelled to
my mom. She did not know where I was.
Then, he ran upstairs yelling and
searching for me. I was under my bed. He
looked but I had learned to lift myself using fingers and feet along bed
railing so you couldn’t see me if you looked under the bed. I was great at hide
and seek. No one could find me!
Then, Dad went back to the police and
said he’d take care of me. They left. A long time passed; dad went to the
store. I finally came in the kitchen and mom told me dad was furious at me.
For bow and arrows, Davey used birch and
red wood from special wood locations and chicken feathers on arrow tails and
nails or crushed bottle caps as arrow tips.
Davey could skewer a polliwog deep in Swede’s pond with difficult
refraction problems (“you had to aim below wog to hit him”). Then, he
would slide the developing tadpole off the arrow so it would live to mature
into a frog.
Davey could make paper airplanes of
any shape and size. Sometimes, he would put wooden matches tied with thread to
the nose so when the model plane hit the pavement or other hard surface, it
would burst into flames.
Davey wasn’t crazy or
deranged. He just operated in a world in
which limits were out there to be tested.
I tested them with him, and we both took risks that didn’t seem crazy at
the time. Looking back over fifty years later, it would not be difficult to conclude
that someone was watching over us.
Mom somehow steered me clear of
Davey as we went to different schools starting seventh grade. But, we still
connected a few times in the summers for woods, golf course, and Swede’s pond
escapades.
As a teenager Davey got into motor
cycles; first an Indian, then a Triumph, and finally an orange Harley with huge
ape hanger handle bars. He would go racing both up and down
*Davey still owns/operates his machine shop
down the cape in
THE END
Thanks to
WILK